Jack works in a factory。He is always drunk。One day Jack goes to a new city。He drinks a lot in a bar in the evening。When he goes out of the bar,he sees a man lying in the street。
When Jack comes nearer,the man pointsto the sky and asks,"Excuse me,is that the sun or the moon?" Jack looks at the sky for a minute and answers,"I'm afraid I can't help you。
I am new here。" 中文翻译： 杰克在一家工厂工作。他总是喝醉酒。一天，当杰克去了一个新的城市。晚上，他在酒吧里喝了好多酒。当他从酒吧里出来的时候，他看到一个男人躺在街上。当杰克走近他时，这个男人指着天空问道：“打扰一下，那是太阳还是月亮？” 杰克朝天空看了几分钟回答道，“我恐怕帮不了你，我是新来的。
” 这可是我一个字一个字打上去的，你也给个面子就采用了呗？我也是初二的，我想你应该看得懂。挺简单的，也不长。我当初就是背这篇文章，几分钟就搞定啦~！希望你成功~！加油！ 。
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female
neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox。
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house。
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and
again,opened it, slammed it shut again。
Angrily, back into the house she
went。
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out
again,marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
than ever。
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty。
。。
my stupid computer keep saying YOU HAVE GOT MAIL
抱歉哦，我把最关键的一句丢了，别人说一点都不好笑，然后才发现我落了最关键的，抱歉抱歉！
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