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  • 2008-12-25 12:55:46
      IfyouhavenotreceivedmyChristmaspresent,ithastobebecauseof-yoursockshaveabighole!BuBuitfast!!中文:如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物,那一定是因为--你的袜子有个大洞!快补补吧!!afewdayslaterIheardthatyouwanttohaveeggs,thattrue?ThatIwishyoulayeggs(Christmas)Happy!InafewdaysyouhavetoEgg'sfullmoon,Ialsowishyouaroundaheadofeggs(NewYear'sDay)Happy!Send中文:听说你过几天要生个蛋,真的吗?那我得祝你生蛋(圣诞)快乐!再过几天你的蛋蛋又要满月,那么我就也提前祝你圆蛋(元旦)快乐!发送IwishtoSantaClausonChr ,wearsockswhentomorrowmorning,I'llgiveyoureceivethefullblessing,thewarmthofyourheartandfeetㄚ子!中文:平安夜我向圣诞老人许愿:希望不管你脚多么臭,明早当穿起袜子时,能收到我给你的满满的祝福,温暖你的心和脚ㄚ子!。
      

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    2008-12-25 12:55:46

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    2008-12-25 19:52:19
  • A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 
    一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

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    2008-12-25 19:52:19

  • 2008-12-25 13:07:04
  •   One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living。
       The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree。
       The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。
      这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?" A Useful Lesson In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often,but he never took his son,Tom,because he was too young. Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday, Mr.Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time.They drank for half an hour, and then Mr.Thompson said to his son,“Now, Tom,I want to teach you a useful lesson.You must always be careful not to drink too much. And how do you know when you've had enough? Well, I'll tell you.Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar? When they seem to have become four,you've had enough and should go home.” “But, Dad,” said Tom,“I can only see one light at the end of the bar.” 有益的教训 在英国,十八岁以下的人不准进酒吧喝酒。
       汤普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一个酒吧喝酒,但他从来不带他的儿子汤姆去,因为他年纪太小。后来,当汤姆年满十八岁的时候,汤普森先生第一次带他去他常去的那家酒吧。他们喝了半个小时,而后,汤普森先生对他儿子说:“汤姆,现在我要告诉你一个有益的教训。
      你必须时时小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝够了呢?好,我来告诉你。你看见酒吧那头有两盏灯吗?当那两盏灯看起来变成四盏的时候,你就喝够了,应该回家了。 “可是,爸爸。”汤姆说:“在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。” 。

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    2008-12-25 13:07:04

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