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急求一篇英语幽默小短文!

我们的老师要求我在下节课的时候向大家讲一段英语小短文,谢谢

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  • 2005-03-19 12:39:35
      I got two, a little old though, hope you will like them。
    ------------------------------------------------------------
    When the waiter brings Joe's steak, Joe noticed that the guy is holding
    the dish with his thumb clamped down on top of the meat。
       "What's the matter with you?" demands Joe。 "I don't want your hands all over my food。" "So," replies the waiter, "would you be happier if I took my thumb off it and it fell on the floor again?" ------------------------------------------------------------- New York city is really an international city。
       You can get just about any kind of food here - German, Greek, Chinese, Italian, Mexican --- and that's just off the cab's floor! (cab = taxi) 。
      

    c***

    2005-03-19 12:39:35

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    2005-03-19 13:47:48
  • that is really neaky, 5 minutes is good enough for a presentation,
    if you told a 5-min joke, every body would fall in sleep by the time
    you finished.
    

    n***

    2005-03-19 13:47:48

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