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Barbers Barber:Did you have ketchup with your lunch,sir? Customer:No,I didn't. Barber:In that case,I seem to have slipped with the razor. 理发师 理发师:先生,你...
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Look at mine! it's simpler. A: How long will be the next bus? B: About 45 feet
Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. Engli...
he is a happy dog 他踩到狗屎了(他非常幸运)
你问你朋友小白加小白等于什么小白two
Likefather,likeson有其父必有其子"WhenAbrahanLincolnwasyourage,"thefathertoldhisson,"heusedtowalktenmileseverydaytogettoschool.""Really?"thekidsaid."Well,when...
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Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room q...
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少...
Atnoon,thehouseoftwofriends,mypeoplelesslikelytodrinkandwantedtogodownstairstoJapanunveilsXingColumbia.Hehadjustreachedthedoor,theysawasmallcardhangin...
1。Good Intentions 良好的心愿 One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig." 一天有个男孩去对他老师说:“老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉...
1:从前有个人钓鱼,钓到了只鱿鱼。 鱿鱼求他:你放了我吧,别把我烤来吃啊。 那个人说:好的,那么我来考问你几个问题吧。 鱿鱼很开心说:你考吧你考吧! 然后这人就把鱿鱼给烤了.. 2:我曾经得过精神分裂症,但现在我们已经康复了。 3:一留学生在美国考驾照,前方路标提示左转,他不是很确定,问考官: “t...
I'm the Driver The bus was crowded , and as one more man tred to get on,the passengers couldn't let him aboard. "It's too crowded".they shouted."Who d...
好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的。”AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."Wh...
Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?” “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered. “You’...
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymans...
我非常喜欢这篇小文章,推荐给你. A Boy and His Tree 男孩和树 A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He cli...
中国人撞到外国人“I am sorry.”"I am sorry too""I am sorry three""what are you sorry for""I am sorry five"
IfyouhavenotreceivedmyChristmaspresent,ithastobebecauseof-yoursockshaveabighole!BuBuitfast!!中文:如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物,那一定是因为--你的袜子有个大洞!快补补吧!!afewdayslaterIhea...
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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We pl...
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Today I give everybody to speak a joke
Always Thirsty "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain...
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把中文笑话翻译成英文的来讲
奇怪的关系:Work and Babies Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man ...
WHY THE ARTER SAY YOU JUST DO SAME KOUHONG
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