搞笑的英文自我评价
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1, tiger mouth tooth, dance with wolves is my career, some people say that I am bold, in fact, I am very timid, no way, I am a zoo veterinarian & & 2, and we are not blowing, my professional status, how much Officer to see me, have to bow to bow, I let him bow he did not dare look up, I let him rise he did not dare to bow, you do not believe it, I'm a national super-barber & &
3, hand knife, his hands covered with blood, my every day is spent in the Daoguang ax shadow, think of those tragic death in my hands of life, I really have nothing to say, so I, others The Public Security Bureau did not catch, the court does not sentence, said I was too small, they do not want to control, you say no gas, I am the meat factory slaughtering & &
4, say I have money, I do not feel a little ye? But my work is really counting the number of money every day, when the number of busy box into a bundle of the number of idle time is also put into the number of put down, Gesanchaiwu also a few dollars and other foreign currencies, you tell me, and sometimes Count the number of money hand cramps children ah, you say I am blowing, I blow Sha Mo, I was a bank
5, I do, but one of the best in the world, my customers are all emperors and princess, say you may not believe, I am a kindergarten math teacher, I will teach those little princesses every day count, 1,2 &&
6, it is said that you drink all day long, there are people to give you money, how can there be a good thing, you do not believe this good thing really let me stand, in fact, nothing, I winery
7, cattle Hana, when a small official children do not know ye to friends, tell you, Comin met me, and I let you on you, so you under the next, the letter does not? Stare at the eyeball ah, say a joke is also angry ah, you do not know I was open the elevator you?
8, you do not look at me to earn much, looks like the general, I kinda quite touching the small sample it, a lot of people just saw my face, was my image and temperament fascinated! You say I am blowing, this thing I blow Han, do not believe you inquire about, as the anesthesiologist, in our hospital operating room, I personally captured the hearts of many people! 9, you look like I look good is not, tell you, I also mad it, looking for the object in this area I am definitely a master, I was at the yellow, yellow place, you, Minger months, one year For a few it, so there are NPC to give me a lot of money too! You say, I am && thinking how complicated it, to tell you, ah, I'm a decent person! Well, do not tell you nonsense, I have to filming, the director, who I set and yellow?
10, I am the old number in the unit, the family lacked Han I get from the unit, small ink pen and ink paper, large portable computer, the most cattle is two days ago, I actually in front of all employees, in broad daylight , The unit manager in the office of a leather sofa hire people to go home, is the case, the unit did not like to see people like Leng, regardless of the tube!What do you say? Our unit tube loose? Tell you, our strict management unit, but a name, usually if you do not have a legitimate reason, want to go home with a piece of paper is immune! I do not sell you off you, think about this kind of thing, in addition to the private sector as the only investor and CEOs of me, who would dare so arrogant it?